We are experienced, but rarely boast. We would make poor politicians in 2016. After 34 years at animal house calls, we are at our wits’ end. We are unable to identify a breed with a pet we saw today! We think this is a Sharpei, or perhaps it could be a really weird poodle. O.K. I give up!

Please ID this pet! I would pay attention to the head which is kind of hairless, and the paws which are sort of calcified!